Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down....by David Letterman
10 . The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the t ower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
2007-08-15
Fwd: Driving Warning : Cruise control on wet roads
CRUISE CONTROL ON WET ROADS
NEVER KNEW THIS BEFORE
A 36 year old female resident of Kilgore, Texas, had an accident while she was traveling between Gladewater & Kilgore. It was raining, though not excessively, when her car suddenly began to hydroplane and literally flew through the air. She was not seriously injured but very stunned at the sudden occurrence!
When she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know - NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON.
She had thought she was being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a safe consistent speed in the rain.
But the highway patrolman told her that if the cruise control is on and your car begins to hydroplane -- when your tires lose contact with the pavement, your car will accelerate to a higher rate of speed and you take off like an airplane. She told the patrolman that was exactly what had occurred.
The highway patrol estimated her car was actually traveling through the air at 10 to 15 miles per hour faster than the speed set on the cruise control.
The patrolman said this warning should be listed, on the driver's seat sun-visor - NEVER USE THE CRUISE CONTROL WHEN THE PAVEMENT IS WET OR ICY, along with the airbag warning. We tell our teenagers to set the cruise control and drive a safe speed - but we don't tell them to use the cruise control only when the pavement is dry.
The only person the accident victim found, who knew this (besides the patrolman),
was a man who had had a similar accident, totaled his car and sustained severe injuries.
If you send this to 15 people and only one of them doesn't know about this, then it was all worth it. You might have saved a life.
NEVER KNEW THIS BEFORE
A 36 year old female resident of Kilgore, Texas, had an accident while she was traveling between Gladewater & Kilgore. It was raining, though not excessively, when her car suddenly began to hydroplane and literally flew through the air. She was not seriously injured but very stunned at the sudden occurrence!
When she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know - NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON.
She had thought she was being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a safe consistent speed in the rain.
But the highway patrolman told her that if the cruise control is on and your car begins to hydroplane -- when your tires lose contact with the pavement, your car will accelerate to a higher rate of speed and you take off like an airplane. She told the patrolman that was exactly what had occurred.
The highway patrol estimated her car was actually traveling through the air at 10 to 15 miles per hour faster than the speed set on the cruise control.
The patrolman said this warning should be listed, on the driver's seat sun-visor - NEVER USE THE CRUISE CONTROL WHEN THE PAVEMENT IS WET OR ICY, along with the airbag warning. We tell our teenagers to set the cruise control and drive a safe speed - but we don't tell them to use the cruise control only when the pavement is dry.
The only person the accident victim found, who knew this (besides the patrolman),
was a man who had had a similar accident, totaled his car and sustained severe injuries.
If you send this to 15 people and only one of them doesn't know about this, then it was all worth it. You might have saved a life.
2007-08-03
Fwd: 7 種利用天然方式來讓你家裡沒蟑螂
7 種利用天然方式來讓你家裡沒蟑螂
看電視才知道，原來，會飛的蟑螂是----懷孕的！！！
他們說是為了保護肚子裡的蛋才會飛 所以.....為了讓家裡的蟑螂別再那麼多子多孫，看到會飛的就快讓牠升天吧！因為它肚子裡有好多好多........蟑螂已經快成為我們的大敵了，數目多到難以想像。
現在看到蟑螂飛翔的話，奪命以後再用酒精燒...這樣，牠的卵才會死掉！
如果你只是把牠打死後丟掉或沖入馬桶，那韌性異強的蟑螂子還是通通會從屍體出來...而且大家不要用殺蟲劑對付蟑螂...不然牠的下一代就可能有抗體，而不怕你用的殺蟲劑了....
大家一起努力，我們的家居才能更乾淨。
隨著夏日的腳步逼近，惱人的蟑螂也開始出沒在家中，你除了拿著拖鞋追殺、狂噴令人窒息的殺蟲劑、買化學成分的蟑螂藥之外還有什麼方法可以輕鬆趕走蟑螂，又天然衛生呢？其實只要瞭解蟑螂的致命食物跟喜好食，就可以製造出有效的蟑螂剋星，效果可能沒有化學藥劑快速，但絕對保證安全！這次我們特地收集了7種利用天然方式來讓你家裡沒蟑螂，有利用蟑螂喜好的澱粉食物添加硼酸的蟑螂餌、也有利用蟑螂討厭的味道作成的驅蟑藥，輕鬆利用這些方式，你也可以有個乾淨的夏天了。
硼酸拖地防蟑法
memo
利用硼酸水來拖地，讓硼酸的結晶在水份乾燥後，滲入地板的縫隙內，造成蟑螂討厭的氣味，請蟑螂爬過碰到硼酸結晶也會中毒，是簡單又有效的方式喔！
1.準備抹布一條（或拖把）、熱水1 桶、硼酸約1杯。 2.將彭酸倒入熱水中，攪拌至溶解。 3. 將抹布沾步驟2的熱水後擰乾，即可用來拖地、擦拭蟑螂常出現的地方。
洋蔥丁蟑螂餌
memo
這是「主婦聯盟環境保護基金會」強力推薦使用的環保餌劑，建議一般家庭放12至 20個左右的毒餌，廚房、廁所內可多放一些，保持餌劑的乾燥可置放數個月效果不變，但若受潮發霉則須再更換新的餌劑。餌劑中使用的硼酸西藥房即可買到，雖然沒有強烈的毒性，但過量會累積體內，影響中樞神經跟消化系統，所以一定要避免小朋友與寵物食用。
1. 準備硼酸1盒、洋蔥 1顆、麵粉150克、砂糖 1大匙、奶粉1/2大匙、清水少許。 2. 將洋蔥切成小丁，越細越好。 3. 將洋蔥丁多餘的水份擠乾。 4. 將麵粉、砂糖、硼酸、奶粉、及步驟3 中的洋蔥丁混合。 5. 分數次加入清水拌勻，添加的水份不要太多，足夠讓所有的粉揉成糰即可，再將麵糰揉成約 50個小球後壓扁，放置通風處約一週後陰乾即完成。 6. 將麵糰揉成約50 個小球後壓扁，放置通風處約一週後陰乾即完成。記得每個耳劑不要太大，並保持乾燥效果更好。
菊花酒精驅蟑法
memo
完全利用天然材料製成的，天然不含化學藥物非常的安全環保，即使家中有小朋友跟寵物也不用擔心。
1.準備小黃瓜1條、新鮮菊花花瓣適量、工業用酒精 1杯、噴水器。 2. 先將小黃瓜削皮，只取小黃瓜皮備用。 3. 再將小黃瓜皮與新鮮的菊花花瓣放入工業用酒精內，靜置待酒精變成綠色。 4. 將步驟3的酒精倒入噴水器中。 5.每週噴灑在蟑螂會出沒的地方，如排水孔附近、牆壁角落等處，對消滅剛孵化的小蟑螂特別有效。
蘇打粉防蟑法
memo
這是一種源起於美國亞歷桑那州的傳統除秘方，據說是以糖來吸引蟑螂食用，再讓小蘇打的鹼性破壞蟑螂的胃，最後就會死翹翹。
1.準備砂糖1小碟、蘇打粉 1小碟。 2. 將砂糖與蘇打粉混合。 3. 再攪拌均勻即可。 4.放置在蟑螂出沒地方，約一至兩週後，蟑螂就會消失的無影無蹤。
馬鈴薯滅蟑藥
memo
利用蒸熟的馬鈴薯加上硼酸就可以輕鬆遠離蟑螂，這個份量是以15坪以下的空間所設計的調製量，超過 15坪就增加一倍的材料即可，蒸熟的馬鈴薯有濃郁的澱粉味會吸引蟑螂，而硼酸則會讓蟑螂中毒。
1.準備馬鈴薯2顆、硼酸 1/4盒。 2. 將馬鈴薯蒸熟後，去皮趁熱壓成泥狀。 3. 將硼酸加入步驟2 的馬鈴薯泥中攪拌均勻。 4. 再將步驟3的馬鈴薯泥揉成約樟腦丸大小即可。 4. 放置在家中陰暗角落、蟑螂出沒處就可以，一樣保持餌劑的乾燥，一發霉變潮就要換新的。
九層塔驅蟑袋
memo
蟑螂不愛九層塔的味道，曬乾後味道更重，所以只要放置九層塔的地方，蟑螂就不會出現。
1.準備九層塔1把、舊絲襪 1條 2. 將九層塔一葉一葉摘下來，若葉面上有水份請擦拭乾淨。 3. 將九層塔頁塞入絲襪中綁好，放置有陽光處曬乾即可。 4.放在家中陰暗處、牆角或蟑經常出沒的地方，就可以趕走蟑螂！
辣椒＆胡椒粉驅蟑法
memo
一般人認為很香的辣椒粉與胡椒粉，除了作菜還有妙方，兩種粉末混合的味道蟑螂就是不喜歡，所以蟑螂會不敢靠近，遠離你家喔！
1.準備胡椒粉1小碟、辣椒粉 1小碟 2. 將胡椒粉與辣椒粉混合。 3. 再攪拌均勻即可。 4. 將混合均勻的粉撒在廚房排水口或牆角縫隙，蟑螂就不會經過這些地方，就會消失喔。
看電視才知道，原來，會飛的蟑螂是----懷孕的！！！
他們說是為了保護肚子裡的蛋才會飛 所以.....為了讓家裡的蟑螂別再那麼多子多孫，看到會飛的就快讓牠升天吧！因為它肚子裡有好多好多........蟑螂已經快成為我們的大敵了，數目多到難以想像。
現在看到蟑螂飛翔的話，奪命以後再用酒精燒...這樣，牠的卵才會死掉！
如果你只是把牠打死後丟掉或沖入馬桶，那韌性異強的蟑螂子還是通通會從屍體出來...而且大家不要用殺蟲劑對付蟑螂...不然牠的下一代就可能有抗體，而不怕你用的殺蟲劑了....
大家一起努力，我們的家居才能更乾淨。
隨著夏日的腳步逼近，惱人的蟑螂也開始出沒在家中，你除了拿著拖鞋追殺、狂噴令人窒息的殺蟲劑、買化學成分的蟑螂藥之外還有什麼方法可以輕鬆趕走蟑螂，又天然衛生呢？其實只要瞭解蟑螂的致命食物跟喜好食，就可以製造出有效的蟑螂剋星，效果可能沒有化學藥劑快速，但絕對保證安全！這次我們特地收集了7種利用天然方式來讓你家裡沒蟑螂，有利用蟑螂喜好的澱粉食物添加硼酸的蟑螂餌、也有利用蟑螂討厭的味道作成的驅蟑藥，輕鬆利用這些方式，你也可以有個乾淨的夏天了。
硼酸拖地防蟑法
memo
利用硼酸水來拖地，讓硼酸的結晶在水份乾燥後，滲入地板的縫隙內，造成蟑螂討厭的氣味，請蟑螂爬過碰到硼酸結晶也會中毒，是簡單又有效的方式喔！
1.準備抹布一條（或拖把）、熱水1 桶、硼酸約1杯。 2.將彭酸倒入熱水中，攪拌至溶解。 3. 將抹布沾步驟2的熱水後擰乾，即可用來拖地、擦拭蟑螂常出現的地方。
洋蔥丁蟑螂餌
memo
這是「主婦聯盟環境保護基金會」強力推薦使用的環保餌劑，建議一般家庭放12至 20個左右的毒餌，廚房、廁所內可多放一些，保持餌劑的乾燥可置放數個月效果不變，但若受潮發霉則須再更換新的餌劑。餌劑中使用的硼酸西藥房即可買到，雖然沒有強烈的毒性，但過量會累積體內，影響中樞神經跟消化系統，所以一定要避免小朋友與寵物食用。
1. 準備硼酸1盒、洋蔥 1顆、麵粉150克、砂糖 1大匙、奶粉1/2大匙、清水少許。 2. 將洋蔥切成小丁，越細越好。 3. 將洋蔥丁多餘的水份擠乾。 4. 將麵粉、砂糖、硼酸、奶粉、及步驟3 中的洋蔥丁混合。 5. 分數次加入清水拌勻，添加的水份不要太多，足夠讓所有的粉揉成糰即可，再將麵糰揉成約 50個小球後壓扁，放置通風處約一週後陰乾即完成。 6. 將麵糰揉成約50 個小球後壓扁，放置通風處約一週後陰乾即完成。記得每個耳劑不要太大，並保持乾燥效果更好。
菊花酒精驅蟑法
memo
完全利用天然材料製成的，天然不含化學藥物非常的安全環保，即使家中有小朋友跟寵物也不用擔心。
1.準備小黃瓜1條、新鮮菊花花瓣適量、工業用酒精 1杯、噴水器。 2. 先將小黃瓜削皮，只取小黃瓜皮備用。 3. 再將小黃瓜皮與新鮮的菊花花瓣放入工業用酒精內，靜置待酒精變成綠色。 4. 將步驟3的酒精倒入噴水器中。 5.每週噴灑在蟑螂會出沒的地方，如排水孔附近、牆壁角落等處，對消滅剛孵化的小蟑螂特別有效。
蘇打粉防蟑法
memo
這是一種源起於美國亞歷桑那州的傳統除秘方，據說是以糖來吸引蟑螂食用，再讓小蘇打的鹼性破壞蟑螂的胃，最後就會死翹翹。
1.準備砂糖1小碟、蘇打粉 1小碟。 2. 將砂糖與蘇打粉混合。 3. 再攪拌均勻即可。 4.放置在蟑螂出沒地方，約一至兩週後，蟑螂就會消失的無影無蹤。
馬鈴薯滅蟑藥
memo
利用蒸熟的馬鈴薯加上硼酸就可以輕鬆遠離蟑螂，這個份量是以15坪以下的空間所設計的調製量，超過 15坪就增加一倍的材料即可，蒸熟的馬鈴薯有濃郁的澱粉味會吸引蟑螂，而硼酸則會讓蟑螂中毒。
1.準備馬鈴薯2顆、硼酸 1/4盒。 2. 將馬鈴薯蒸熟後，去皮趁熱壓成泥狀。 3. 將硼酸加入步驟2 的馬鈴薯泥中攪拌均勻。 4. 再將步驟3的馬鈴薯泥揉成約樟腦丸大小即可。 4. 放置在家中陰暗角落、蟑螂出沒處就可以，一樣保持餌劑的乾燥，一發霉變潮就要換新的。
九層塔驅蟑袋
memo
蟑螂不愛九層塔的味道，曬乾後味道更重，所以只要放置九層塔的地方，蟑螂就不會出現。
1.準備九層塔1把、舊絲襪 1條 2. 將九層塔一葉一葉摘下來，若葉面上有水份請擦拭乾淨。 3. 將九層塔頁塞入絲襪中綁好，放置有陽光處曬乾即可。 4.放在家中陰暗處、牆角或蟑經常出沒的地方，就可以趕走蟑螂！
辣椒＆胡椒粉驅蟑法
memo
一般人認為很香的辣椒粉與胡椒粉，除了作菜還有妙方，兩種粉末混合的味道蟑螂就是不喜歡，所以蟑螂會不敢靠近，遠離你家喔！
1.準備胡椒粉1小碟、辣椒粉 1小碟 2. 將胡椒粉與辣椒粉混合。 3. 再攪拌均勻即可。 4. 將混合均勻的粉撒在廚房排水口或牆角縫隙，蟑螂就不會經過這些地方，就會消失喔。
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